Showing posts with label Groundhog hunting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Groundhog hunting. Show all posts

Friday, June 10, 2011

Toyin' With the Enemy

 DRUG [druhg] - verb
 A simple past tense and past participle of drag

Why do I bring that to your attention, you ask? Well as far as I'm concerned, this week has [druhg] on far too long. The only thing that accelerated the work week's demise was the fact that I found a mystery box on my doorstep Wednesday evenin'. I opened the silly-faced dawg card to find out that the shippers of this heavenly box of goodies was from none other than my Golden girls, Sammie and Avalon from California.


  

The strange thing was that the box appeared to have already been opened. Cautiously, I peeked inside. Much to my delight and surprise I found a bag of yummy Chocolick K-9 brownies. Brownies for Big Brownie-what's not to love about that???


The aroma that flowed outta that bag is beyond description. I'm not sure if my nose or my tail was workin' harder. Rivers of drool flowed freely as I couldn't get one in my mouth fast enough. Apparently the brownie bouquet had Mom's attention too. Next thing ya know, my eyes were buggin' outta my head as she blatantly stole one and nibbled on it. I could tell from her reaction that it was gonna be necessary for me to hide these in a safe place if I ever wanted to see them again. As I reveled in the glorious taste of the carob covered goodness, my thoughts began to turn to the size of the box in comparison to the size of the Brownie bag. I stuck my head in the box and began to be consumed by the overwhelmin' smell of............



GROUNDHOGGEH!!!!  But there was no hoggeh to be found anywhere in that box. My heart beat fast as I changed from mild-mannered labradork to crazed asassin faster than Superman can tie his cape strings. The radical rodent that had escaped his cardboard prison was not goin' to vanish on my watch. My killer instinct dove into action.

Ah-HAH! A hosta hidin' Hoggeh!
(Too easy, think I'll just toy with him a bit.)

Go ahead, hide in the log pile. I'll find you....you little sap suckah!

Lookin' for help from one of your own kind, Hoggeh?
(Heh, heh, heh...little does he know that I "helped"
them move out two weeks ago.)

Snail mail might be one way to get outta here.....


.....but Big Brown is gonna be the one that delivers you, Hoggeh. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!


WARNIN': THE FOLLOWIN' MAY BE CONSIDERED OBJECTIONABLE TO SOME...PLEASE CONTINUE ONLY IF YOU ARE NOT DISTURBED EASILY.









I am happy to report that this California Hoggeh will be pushin' up
Pennsylvania daisies in the near future.
Many thanks to Sammie and Avalon for the wonderful box o'goodness ~
You ROCK!!!
♥♡♥

Happy Friday to all for conquerin' another work week!
Chester ;0=)
















Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

About Face

I was just about to show you my "Helloooooooooo Weekend" face on Friday
when Blogger got a bad case of the hiccups and wouldn't let me post.

So, better late than never ~ here it is:


You get that, don'tchya? I mean, who wouldn't have a face like
that when you have stuff like this planned?











Non-stop good times and as you all well know, they sure do fly by when you're havin' fun. All that to say - and I know you don't wanna hear it - but another weekend is done and over with. If I could I would just turn right around and do it all over again but if'n that's not an option, I guess it's time
for me to pull out my Monday face....


....because mere words cannot express
well enough just how I feel about that.

Chester ;0=)

Monday, November 01, 2010

The Fall Guy

Hiya Dawg Bloggers!


Not to brag, but I do believe the colors of Autumn
accentuate my fur-tones better than any other season of the year.



Mom did some special effects on these next two pics 'cuz
they would have been tossed in the trash otherwise
it makes 'em look kinda cool and artsy-fartsy.





Dried foxtail makes a golden backdrop for my Big Brown-ness.



This next picture has been altered with a canvas-like filter
givin' it a somewhat painted look.
I'm in there somewhere, can you find me?
(Hint: look for that same oversized pink tongue you see up above)



No special effects or filters have been harmed in the makin' of this next picture.
It just so happens that it was snapped at the very moment
I realized the weekend was almost over.



Well, it's time to get on with the work week ~
try applyin' your own particular brand of special effects
to this week and see if you can't turn it into sumpthin' kinda cool too.

Chester ;0=)


Friday, March 12, 2010

Ancient Mystery Solved

I believe the followin' pictures will put all previous theories to rest
as to what is the cause of the ancient mystery known as a crop circle.













That's my theory and I'm stickin' to it.

I don't know about you, but I am so glad it's Friday!
I'm more than ready to stop runnin' around in circles.

Have a wonderful weekend!
Chester ;0=)
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