Friday, October 16, 2009

Big Payoff

Here I go again, spoutin' off about Friday and how great it is that it finally got here. Usually I go into detail about not havin' to work and gettin' to be my own boss for a couple of days. Of course, there's no wrong to be found in that. But there's also the reward that comes along for havin' showed up done a good job all week long.

$$$ PAYDAY $$$

I don't know how the finances are handled in your pack - but in mine, Mom dishes out the dough at the end of the week. Sometimes I get to ride along and she will go to what she calls the "drive thru" and usually a nice 2 legger will be there to say how handsome I am and ask Mom if I can have a biscuit. That magic drawer doesn't open near as fast as I'd like it to. Drool forms on my lips and drips onto the partially open window as I wait for Mom to reach in and give 'em to me.

Other times Mom will pull out a special piece of plastic and drive up to the Magic Wall outside the bank. The plastic goes into a slot and a couple buttons later, WHOOOOMP - out flows the payoff!!! This got my brain wonderin' why us hard workin' dawgs don't have our own ATM bankin' system.

So with that thought in mind I set out to do what should have been done for us hard workin' dawgs a long, long time ago. With much pleasure I am pleased to announce the Grand Openin' of the

K9 Credit Union

This ATM doesn't spit out that bland tastin' green paper so you won't have to wait in line behind a bunch of 2 leggers. This is a dog-friendly ATM. Sign up now so you too can enjoy the pleasures of this member owned credit union.

Have a great weekend, one and all! I hope it pays off in a big, tasty way!!!
Chester  ;0=)


Mango said...

Please direct me to the doggie drive through with great haste! There are not any of them near me.

We do sometimes get a very small biscuit with our green paper treats for momma, but a full sized cookie dispenser would be much nicer.


Andrea said...

I love to go to the bank with my mom. The teller even has my picture and a news paper article about me. If mom goes without me, my favorite teller wants to know where I am. She always sends me dog treats back through the shoot. It's a great life.

Woofs and Wags,


The Thundering Herd said...

What a great concept. We just hope the bank fees are not too high.

Holly said...

Rory & Fiona wish to be members as soon as you are ready! Fab idea...oh and Rory says if you could make the change come out as chipmunks, it will be the best place ever!

Deborah said...

A dog bank? I wonder if one will open near us!

ajordan said...

Love the idea!!! Cha-ching! ;)

The OP Pack said...

Wow, Chester, that is a great idea! When can we expect to see one in the OP area? We do love our biscuits and we certainly have earned them.

Woos, the OP Pack

Oz Girl said...

Ringo is in line. Great idea, he can't imagine why he didn't think of it! :)

YD, sometimes with Samantha & June said...

If there a branch near us?

Sam & June

Life With Dogs said...

Please tell me you left out security cameras...

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I believe my branch would be a khredit union!


Sierra Rose said...

Oh yea! Good idea! The mom's bank always has such slipper floors!

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

That really would be a magic wall if it spit out treats...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Miley said...

OMD!!!! I think you've hit the jackpot!!! Jackpot of treats that is!!! I've got to find me one of those around here!!!

lotsa licks,

Benny and Lily said...

We need directions to the K-9 credit union ASAP
Benny & Lily

Stella said...

Looks like you have got yourself a
project, Chester, and a good one at that. You would have to have at least 30 of them in every state, better get crackin' at this!



Hey man where? How can i get to that ATM? You know what else you need to try? I've been to Dunkin Donuts and got slices of HAM and a donut hole. Free! Just keep your cracker dog in check and stick a check wiggly eyebrow out the window.. ching ching. Leave it to you.. my choc brother.. to know where the gold is.


Samantha said...

Oooooh. Where do I sign up, Chester? Would LOVE to go to a wall that spits out treats heheheh!
Hugs xo

Twix said...

Sign me up Buddy! Do we get some of those plastic cards that are used to make the biscuits come out? And is there an endless supply at our new bank? OH! I've gotta stop drooling all over the keyboard.

Budrow Wilson Spain said...

Hey Chester I need you to show me how to use that K9 Credit Union thing! My two-legger has been holding out on me!

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