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I don't know how the finances are handled in your pack - but in mine, Mom dishes out the dough at the end of the week. Sometimes I get to ride along and she will go to what she calls the "drive thru" and usually a nice 2 legger will be there to say how handsome I am and ask Mom if I can have a biscuit. That magic drawer doesn't open near as fast as I'd like it to. Drool forms on my lips and drips onto the partially open window as I wait for Mom to reach in and give 'em to me.
Other times Mom will pull out a special piece of plastic and drive up to the Magic Wall outside the bank. The plastic goes into a slot and a couple buttons later, WHOOOOMP - out flows the payoff!!! This got my brain wonderin' why us hard workin' dawgs don't have our own ATM bankin' system.
So with that thought in mind I set out to do what should have been done for us hard workin' dawgs a long, long time ago. With much pleasure I am pleased to announce the Grand Openin' of the
K9 Credit Union
This ATM doesn't spit out that bland tastin' green paper so you won't have to wait in line behind a bunch of 2 leggers. This is a dog-friendly ATM. Sign up now so you too can enjoy the pleasures of this member owned credit union.