Friday, February 12, 2010

10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog

  1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

  2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.

  3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.

  4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.

  5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.

  6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.

  7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.

  8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

  9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

  10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you. 
All that is very true but after the blizzard this week, I'm going to add one more very important reason why it's great to be a dog.

11. You don't have to shovel. 

As much fun as this snow is, I'm thinkin' I shoulda
stayed in Acapulco with my friends.

Happy Valentine's Weekend!
Chester ;0=)


Cocorue said...

awwwww dear just m.e.l.t.e.r.e.d my heart

muuuuuuuuuuuahz to my Valentine
pee ess: you have a great Valentine weekend and do give Xtra licks to your mumster for moi,TQ

Remington said...

I agree with ALL the good reasons to be a dog....especially number 11! Better to play in the snow than to shovel it!

Life With Dogs said...

I'm not sure which is better - number one or number eleven! I'm going to go try number one right now and I'll get back to you! :)

Andrea said...

I hear there is more snow coming my way...want to come play? Oh yea, I have an award for you at All Gods Creatures if your mom hasn't picked it up for you.
Woofs and wags,


Ocapoopoo! No way! You look beautiful with soft snow all over your face! And you can make your own snow cones too!

Luv you Chester, lots and lots and lots! Happy Valentine's Day!

Riley and Star.

Samantha said...

So true and just brilliant, of course! Love those pix of you in the snow - crispy with those blue, blue skies! You look awesome with those colors! Have a good weekend...
Hugs xo

Tank said...

HA - great list! Love pic #2...

Yeah, I've been sick of snow for awhile now. I'm definitely over it!

Sagira said...

Great list! :)

JackDaddy said...

I love the hidden in the snow picture!! It is amazing how well brown looks against the white snow!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo showed your smarts AGAIN!

or is that STILL?


Benny and Lily said...

Oh Cheste, so true so true! We love your snow pictures
Benny & Lily

The OP Pack said...

You are a very smart pup, Chester - even our Mom says some days she wishes she were a dog too:)

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Twinkietinydog said...

Acapulco sounds like a fabulous idea. Just the thought warms me up. Great list. I say we all brainstorm together and turn it into a legislation.

The Thundering Herd said...

We so totally agree with # 11!!!

Sierra Rose said...

Oh Chester....I LOVE the snow time...come on pal, LET'S PLAY! It's Snow Time! Ready!?

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

CJ/Rick said...

I know you're having a blast in the snow Chester. Those are some awesome pictures. Love love love snow. But only got a dusting here before Christmas. :(

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