Welcome to Wrestlemania!
starrin' Dad and Artie Choke as my competitors.
I'm givin' 'em both the evil eye here.
This is a good way to lose a finger Dad.
Artie is a tough old contender.
Looks like we're all down for the count.
But there's no more countin' down to Friday 'cuz it's here!
I hope you're ready to contend with it ~
I know I am!