Sunday, January 25, 2009

Invasion of the Pocket Snatcher

Invasion of the Pocket Snatcher


Mom: You know Chester, your friends and mine are gonna get tired of coming here and seeing all the trouble you’re causing.
Chester: But Mom, isn’t that why people like tabloids and the evening news?
Mom: That’s different. When people read and watch other people’s problems it makes them feel better about themselves and their situation.
Chester: Isn’t that what I’m doing?
Mom: Well it probably does make them glad you live here and not with them but that’s so not the point. The point is that now I only have one glove.
Chester: It worked for Michael Jackson.
Mom: Go to your room!

Chester: I thought you’d never ask. Now I can show the folks my new blanket. Since I’ve moved up in the world and get to sleep on the spare bed you went and bought me a blanket with all kinds of labs on it. You must not be too mad at me.
Mom: I bought it before you ate my leather glove and I still have the Walmart receipt in case I decide to return it.
Chester: Yeah, right. You know you’re a sucker for this face.
Mom: You got me there. (sigh) Hopefully spring will be here soon and I won’t need it.
Chester: Atta girl,that's the spirit.
Mom: Lights out, Ches.
Chester: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad, Goodnight JohnBoy
(theme song to "The Waltons" trails off in the background)

16 comments:

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Haroo, Chester! We found your blog through Nigel, Sola, and Co. We think you are soo funny. Can we be your friends?

Wuv,
Gus and Waldo

Kris10 said...

Uh Oh Chester. Don't push your luck! How long are you grounded?... My dad got the same blanket for me after your mom told my mom... It's pretty nice and even looks like us!

Ms. ~K said...

Why is it that they only destroy one glove or one shoe? It would be easier to deal with if the pair was destroyed...
Remember, Chester Boy is in his chewing stage and anything that smells like you is a treat!!!
I'm not making excuses, that's just what my "pack" tells me!!!
Does he like chewing a nylabone?
Good luck and remember, this too will pass,
Kit

M. Tornado Puppy said...

"It worked for Michael Jackson." Ha!

Mason Dixie said...

I think it was just time for your mom to get new gloves and you were helping her. =) I am sure my handsome guy would not do it with good intentions. =)

Stella said...

Hey, Chester . . .

I think you got off easy on this one!

Nice blanket!

Kisses,
Stella

Nigel, Sola and Co. said...

Stone cold busted. I like to see dog trouble in houses other than mine!

Simona,Paco e Milo said...

WAAAWAAAAWAAA Chester!!!!
but your mum wanted to change her gloves????and you're soooooooo gentle to help her????
Great dog!!!!!!!!
Nice blanket!!!!
kisses and licks!!!!

Chester's Mom said...

Allison: the more the merrier when it comes to blog friends! Chester ;0=)

Ms. K: I'm absolutely positive if given the chance Chester would have gone for round 2 after finishing the first glove. As for nylabones, we tried them but he manages to get decent sized chunks off them too and I'm not sure if that's a good thing. Chewing stage still at 2? You mean there is a possible end to this? Thanks-I need all the encouragement I can get!

Hebnix said...

Your mom probably had one of those delicious tissues in her pocket, it was an easy mistake to make...
I'm just sayin' ----- Tequillajane

Deb said...

Hi Chester & Chester's Mom
I finally got around to doing the TAG :-).

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Hahaha, so funny, esp. the Michael Jackson ref!! Thanks for visiting us, we'll be back to see if Chester ate your other glove very soon :p We know a Pointer called Chester!
Slobbers xx

uought2b.a.dog said...

At least you found the glove, my dogs ate mine, I guess??? Never have found it yet. Maybe buried in the back yard???

Mason Dixie said...

You sure do know how to make a girl blush. I wish I could spend a day reading pee mail with you. =)

Team 3 Dawg Flight said...

Chester, you and my brother Hoppy should get together. He just chewed a brand new bag that our dad bought for us. It was really cool and had the 3 Dawg Flite logo on it. It was the first time we had used it. Hoppy chewed it up. Spud and are still discussing how we are going to get him back for this. But as long as you keep looking cute and innocent, you can get away with murder. Moms are suckers for cute and innocent. Good luck, buddy. Love, Sally

Joey said...

Hi Chester! Chewing stuff is fun, all right - and yummy! Nice to meet ya!

Later!
Joey

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