Friday, June 08, 2012

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Happy Friday, Friends!

I was just wonderin' - do you ever get accused of doin' stuff around your house that you haven't a clue about what happened? Happens to me all the time. For instance, just this mornin' I overheard Mom tellin' Dad that the bar of soap is missin' from her shower and that I am under suspicion for it's absence. Now, I'm talkin' about the woman that has put dirty dishes in the refrigerator instead of the dishwasher (that sits right beside it) talkin' and accusin' me of bein' a culprit in the crime of the missin' soap. Who knows where she mighta put the soap. Mebbee in my younger days I woulda pulled a stunt like that - but come on!!! I'd like to be appreciated for the mature dawg that I've become, at least every oncet in awhile. Sigh........what's a dawg to do? If'n you have any suggestions, puhleeze let me know. Until then, I will just continue to try to impress upon my PUs a squeaky clean image of my Big Brown self.

Now don't worry your furry little heads about this ~ I wanna hear back from you on Monday that you're guilty of a whole bunch of fun this weekend. 

Chester ;0=)


Martha and Bailey said...

Living with humans is never easy Chester, they are very prone to blaming us dogs for everything.
We can see the signs that your human, like ours, is losing it.
Our own human got very annoyed when she couldn't change channels on the TV thing - turns out the 'remote' was actually the telephone....!
All we can do Chester is our best, we know you did not steal the soap, after all you would have had suds coming from your mouth!
We are certain the bubbles coming from your rear end have been photoshopped to incriminate you!
much love
Martha & Bailey xxx
ps our lookalikie Chester has moved house, we keep sniffing at his gate but it seems he has gone...we are very sad. he always reminded us of you.
pps our adult does struggle with these silly word verifications too so here goes............

Mango said...

Where is the soap? Does anybody see the soap? Does anybody smell the soap? I see no reason why you should be considered any more guilty than the rest of the family. Just wait until everybody is watching TV tonight and see whose toots smell the freshest. That will be your culprit.


houndstooth said...

I can't believe they would even think about accusing you of such a thing! Chester, that's so unfair!

I hope you have lots of fun your own self! Tomorrow looks like another trip to the Farmer's Market for us!


browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

Who me? Guilty of something? NEVER!

How y'all doin'? Just stoppin' for a visit. Hope y'all have been enjoying a fantastic week and are planning a fun weekend!

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

KB said...

Sorry to blow your cover, Chester. But, one time, our chocolate lab named Astro, who looked just like you, ate an entire bar of soap. Fortunately, it was a non-toxic kind (ivory or something) so he was fine.

He said that he was washing his mouth out with soap because he'd accidentally cussed :)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I'm with Mango... when SOMEBUDDY starts havin a BUBBLE BUTT... THERE will be your PROOF.. Or POOF whatever.

You could get a squirrel stuffie outta your toy box and lay the GUILTY ONE at HER Feet!!! I'm just sayin Chester.

Kristin G. said...

Bubble butt, in addition to monkey butt! :)

Sammie and Avalon said...

You? Guilty of soap-knapping? Talk about "unscruples" vis a vis the shoppin' - we vote yea on your innocence; it's just your bubbly poissonality!
Sammie and Avalon

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