Friday, August 19, 2011

Goin' Postal

For years upon years, dawgs have been gettin' a bad reputation for chasin' postal workers and wantin' to bite 'em.

I'm here to tell ya tha it's all hoggeh-wash! Why would we wanna bite a 2 legger who frequently carries yummy foodables from one furiend's house to another? Obviously we are not chasin' the postal 2 legger ~ we are after what's in his mail pouch.

Because I live out in the rural part of Pennsylvania, our postman does not walk, but drives his car from mailbox to mailbox. This route does not afford me the pleasure of chasin' his 2 legged self down, but that doesn't mean he can't deliver nomalicious goodies on a regular basis. Matter of fact, he did just that last week. The sender of the latest plethora of perfectly palate pleasin' pup treats was none other than one of my best gal pals, Zoe Anne.

This is a picture of the two of us when we met up in Gettysburg earlier this year.

Don't let her diminutive size fool ya - once you get past that shy exterior, she's a wild child with a need for speed - just the way I like my ladiez. If'n you don't believe me, just take a look at her shreddin' some waves earlier this summer.

I bet by now you're wonderin' what my favorite government worker delivered to me, aren't ya? Well, let me show you:

That's right - carob dipped bully sticks and peanut butter biscuits. I could not wait to wrap my jowls around this dawg buffet. But joykiller Mom - thinkin' that I would forget all about them - made me wait a few days. She wanted a bright sunny day so my Chocolatey-carob moment could be captured well in digital format.


What seemed to be years later, Mom told me to "close your eyes, I have a surprise for you." Did she honestly think that I didn't know what she had in her hand? Doesn't she know us dawgs live more by smell than by sight??? Oh well, sumtimes I humor her just for land monuments and giggles.

 Finally I get to be alone with this carob covered confection


These bully sticks ROCK! Speakin' of things that rock - head on over to Dogs Rock. You'll see some rompin' good dawg fun ~ often with Zoe Anne ahead of Roxie and Xander, her fur-siblings.
MANY THANKS to Zoe Anne and the rest of her pack for usin' the US Postal service to bring me much joy and happiness.

With me eatin' this bully stick, I betchya there's some 2 leggers that are now havin' some hunger pangs of their own. If so, check out a new blog created by one of Mom's friends called "That Do Taste Good". Recipes for yummy foodables is the subject matter of this blog ~ and what's not to love about foodables? She's kinda new to the blog world so stop over and give her a nice warm welcome. Tell her Chester sent ya, she'll know who you're talkin' 'bout.

Aren't you glad it's finally time to be delivered from the confines of the work environment? I'm afraid another workday might have somebody goin' postal ~ and not in a good way.

Chester ;0=)


browndogcbr said...

Hi Chester!

Looks like a beautiful day to spend with a bully stick of any kind.

I know Zoe and Zander at Dog's Rock! Better friends could not be had!

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Benny and Lily said...

Screaming at the postal guy is fun. We always forget he brings us prizes. You sure are enjoying that bully stick.
Benny & Lily

Kristin G. said...

LOL!! Awesome! :D

Life With Dogs said...

Congratulations on your substantial haul of noms by mail!

Now let me tell you what they make bully sticks from....

houndstooth said...

Oh, the humanity! I can't even get a French fry around here and you're eating carob covered bully sticks! I am lodging a formal complaint!


Oz Girl said...

Chester, you are such a crack-up! Mom is always laughing out loud when she reads your writings. You're a pretty good humorous writer, you know that? ;-)

(don't tell my mom I stole a few minutes on her iMac while she was at work....)

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