Friday, December 10, 2010

Smart Holiday Shoppin'

Happy Friday you crazy buncha dawgs!

Ya know, I hate to remind you but Christmas is only about two weeks away and if you haven't finished your shoppin' already, you better get it in gear and head out to the
over-priced and over-crowded mall.

What's that? You say you're havin' trouble findin' the perfect gift? And you spent too much on that Caribbean cruise this summer? Then you might be feelin' the pinch right about now but still wanna buy sumpthin' nice for your friends and family. I know all too well how hard it is to get a lotta bang outta your buck these days but I've got a solution to end all your shoppin woes.

Introducin' Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Chester!

This is one novelty item sure to please everyone
in your family from little 2 leggers to your GrandPUs!

All this entertainment for the low, low price of $19.95!!!
The number to call is 1-800-BIG-BRWN.

But wait ~ there's more!
If you call within the next ten minutes you'll receive
this unbelievable bonus:

You guessed it! Chia Hoggeh!!!

I know-it's the greatest thing
since bully sticks!!!
Not really, but I'll be able to buy a lotta bully sticks
with all the profits from this junk.

Don't delay ~ call before they're all gone
and have your credit card ready!!!

The number again is
Operators aren't standing by.


Tupster said...

I'll take a case! Soon as Mum turns her back I'll grab the plastic and give you a jingle.

Sierra Rose said...

What? No operators standing by? Have plastic in hand, ready to purchase one for every family member!!! These are fantastic! Will check back for the Operators Standing By green light :)

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Samantha said...

OUch! The dogs are pawin' poor Mamma to pieces here - you bettah turn on those operators, Chester, or there's gonna be a war over here.
Sammie and Avalon

Budrow Wilson Spain said...

I am sooo hijacking moms credit card and will be on the phone tonight to get mine! If I buy 100 will you split the bully stick with me?

JackDaddy said...

Very good!! Although I don't think I'd like to mow my dog! :)

Life With Dogs said...

I called the number and all I heard was panting. Is this a sex line??

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We are digging deep down in the Momster's purse to find the plastic thingie - don't sell them all before we get a chance to make our purchase:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

The Thundering Herd said...

Have you ever called the number just to see who actually answers?

P.S. - Isn't your product really just a Siberian Husky? Sounds like it.

Mango said...

Can you eat it?


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