Happy Friday you crazy buncha dawgs!
Ya know, I hate to remind you but Christmas is only about two weeks away and if you haven't finished your shoppin' already, you better get it in gear and head out to the
over-priced and over-crowded mall.
What's that? You say you're havin' trouble findin' the perfect gift? And you spent too much on that Caribbean cruise this summer? Then you might be feelin' the pinch right about now but still wanna buy sumpthin' nice for your friends and family. I know all too well how hard it is to get a lotta bang outta your buck these days but I've got a solution to end all your shoppin woes.
Introducin' Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Chester!
This is one novelty item sure to please everyone
in your family from little 2 leggers to your GrandPUs!
All this entertainment for the low, low price of $19.95!!!
The number to call is 1-800-BIG-BRWN.
But wait ~ there's more!
If you call within the next ten minutes you'll receive
this unbelievable bonus:
You guessed it! Chia Hoggeh!!!
I know-it's the greatest thing
since bully sticks!!!
Don't delay ~ call before they're all gone
and have your credit card ready!!!
The number again is
Operators aren't standing by.