Friday, June 11, 2010

Top Chef

The older I get, the more I realize the days of my youth were spent in frivolous pursuits. I wandered and explored at every turn of the PUs' backs. My whims led me from room to room, seein' interestin' new sights and sniffin' rare smells that I had never encountered in the stable where I first lived. Some might argue that it is good to leave no stone unturned, that traversin' one's domain at a young age actually helps to find what will satisfy one's spirit as the years go by. This may be true so I won't belittle the point, but sumtimes I now wonder if I had concentrated more on the kitchen area maybe my culinary skills would have been that of a top chef.

Not to say that my interests in the other parts of our home have subsided. No, not in the least. It's just that when Mom's in the kitchen I am right by her side, watchin' her every move and ready at a moment's notice to assist. I am entranced as I watch her move from the 'fridge to the counter to the stove and back to the 'fridge time and time again. Foodables movin' to and fro as rivers of drool drop steadily from my jaw and my nose tingles in the wake of their scent.

Nevertheless, I am a quick study and have absorbed much. Choppin', gratin', stirrin', pourin' are tasks of which I have perceived as bein' the greatest of the food preparation skills. To the untrained eye, they may seem menial and common. To me they are the most interestin' simply because the more the foodables move, the more likely they are to be dropped and or spilled. This is where my competent clean-up assistance is a highly regarded talent. Had I been more interested as a pup, would my culinary career be further along? We may never know. But, my zeal and attention to the task at hand (or in this case, paw) was noticed by my mentor who has given me the title, "The Quicker Picker Upper".

Not one to waste an opportunity, I am excited to announce the development of
my own personal line of kitchen products. Here is the first of what I
hope is to be many :

*Comin' soon to a grocery store near you.

Now the weekend is just around the corner,
and I don't know of any quicker picker upper than that!

Bone Appetit!
Chester ;0=)


Elysa said...

LOVE the paper towels....I would like to order a case, please! LOL

Tupperoni said...

Haa haa haaaa! Browny, the quicker picker upper! Haaa haaa haaa haaa haaa!

Life With Dogs said...

I can't wait to see what your new toilet paper line is called!

Cocorue said...

hey Chester,

we cannot blog yet but wanted to stop by to thank you for your support over grandpa's passing.

pee ess: nice pics of you and mumster in her outfit. will ensure my mumster replies soon. she says you should frame 'your scarf' in glass/wood frame.

JackDaddy said...

Browny is great!! :)

Remington said...

That is great! Smiling here!

Bruce said...

I do think that one of Dog's most important duties is that of clean-up crew. Keep up the good work Chester!
your cat pal,


Forget top chef... Leave that to those with opposable thumbs...younr sure market genuis! And i think u failed to mention a green product too since no product waste. I'm ready to stock up

Ms. ~K said...

Now that's funny!
Licks and sniffs,
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