Friday, February 26, 2010

Court is in Session

We live in a country that operates on a system where you are declared innocent until proven guilty. This phrase means simply that an individual is not legally guilty until a jury returns a verdict of guilty. Of course, either the crime was committed or it wasn't, it's just a matter of the jury deciding to convict or acquit based on the evidence presented. Believe me, I have been proven guilty on many a count by a jury of my PUs. But I digress....

Why all this legal mumbo jumbo, you ask?

It's because I will be partakin' in the justice system startin' this comin' Monday and for the whole month of March. I have been served notice to report for duty as a juror at the Federal court level. Yeah-no kiddin'! Would I lie to you about sumpthin' as important as that? I may be guilty of some things, but on that count I am innocent.

What does this mean to you? Well, I will be on the road for approximately 3 hours each day which will leave me little to no time for fun, outdoor activities or bloggin'. I am sorry to say that for now, this blog will be takin' a hiatus and until further notice will have no new posts. It's also quite possible that I will not be chosen as a juror, (although I can hardly imagine why they would not want to see my Big Brown self in the jury stand), and that I'll be back sooner than expected. Only time will tell. I'm sure this will be a learnin' experience and who knows where it may lead.

Today, Chester Hoover juror....

.... tomorrow Chester Hoover Presidin' Judge.

And, if these criminals don't like their sentence
I'll just up and give 'em an attitude adjustment
with that cool hammer I'll have on my desk.

TGIF which means the weekend is right around the corner ~ 
just the kind of attitude adjuster we're lookin' for!

Until we meet again, have fun you crazy canines!
Chester ;0=)


Life With Dogs said...

I've always wondered when you would put the hammer down!

Please try to get thrown out. Trust me, it's easy if you tell them the voices help you make important decisions...

Stella said...

Uhnn, Chester, I doubt you get chosen and for the future, you might want to use the name Fido Chester Hoover. I'm just sayin'!


Remington said...

Wow you mean business! Good job!

Budrow Wilson Spain said...

I can totally see you as Judge, Jury, and Executioner........

of Ground Hogs! HeeHee! HooHoo! I crack myself up sometimes!

Try to have fun with it Chester. My dream is to one day run into the court room and start screaming lines from Boondock Saints:

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

JackDaddy said...

Sometimes I think it would be better if dogs WERE in the courtroom. It seems they can tell good from bad a lot better than most people!


Dear Judge Chester,

We luved this post! We sure hope if we ever get in trouble with the law that you will be our judge!

Riley and Star.

Twinkietinydog said...

And the day after that, Chester, President of the United States of America.

Mango said...

My momma sat on a federal jury once and momma and master were defendants in a jury trial. Both experiences convinced her that doggies would be better at it than humans. At least she would rather trial by dog than human.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Good lukhk with the skhales of justice!

We'll miss woo -

Paws khrossed woo don't get selekhted so woo khan get bakhk to the important things in life!


nam said...

Judge Chester! LOL!

This is Nam from

I really like your blog and the enthusiasm you put in it for your readers. And for that, I would like to congratulate you! If you're interested, feel free to email me at nam(@)

Until then, WOOF ON!

Sagira said...

Oh wow...good luck at jury duty. We will miss your blogging.

The OP Pack said...

Chester, if you get selected, we know you will do a good job but we really hope they reject you so you can be here with us.

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara


Dear Honorable Brown
I swear on this ahem bible here... that I solemnly swear that I did.. didn't do it. I didn't steal the cookies from the cookie jar.

Cocorue said...

ooh Chester, i KNOW you WILL be great if selected BUT

i don't want you away for soooo long....that's a lifetime for us dawgs!!!!!!

but i can't be that selfish as the hoomans NEED your wisdom on that really have to snoopervise them, seriously

will miss you lots

Coco and er, you have not met that leeeetle one yet, have you?????
er, that's the little devil, Tiffane...

The Thundering Herd said...

Canine Justice! Maybe you will get your own TV show like DOG the Bounty Hunter (where we very disturbed to discover DOG was HUMAN) - CHESTER the Juror!

Samantha said...

I think you'd make a great juror, and great decisions, as long as the rest of your co-horts were canines as well. Dogs have a monopoly on good moral character, or so I've read! Hope you get picked, although I'd miss you!
Hugs xo

Cocorue said...

hey buddy

how are you doing???....kicking @#$%$# by now???

take care and don't forget you have another life snoopervising those hogs that's celebrating your absence daily!!!

Xchikisses as i know you're dying for some TLC right now bol.....

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello chester its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow my sister trouble the kitty wuz just in kort and got sentensd to komyoonity serviss!!! if yoo wer on the joory wot konvikted her then gud on yoo!!! ha ha ok bye

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