Friday, November 27, 2009

Savin' the Big Bucks

Black Friday. Of course everybody who breathes pretty much knows that this is the day that 2 leggers - particularly female 2 leggers - long for. They feel it is their duty to save the economy by spending as much as possible - but at an amazin' sale price. After a long day of slavin' away in the kitchen on Thanksgivin', they feel they've earned the right to get up at an insane hour just so they can save the big bucks.

And to this I say "Pfffffftttttttttt!". To each his own but no way am I leavin' the comforts of my big ol' snuggly bed to elbow my way through a frenzied crowd. I can live without gettin' "The Lowest Prices Ever!!!" on everything from TV's to electric toothbrushes. Besides, I've got my own way of savin' big bucks and the next few days I'm gonna need all the sleep I can get if I'm goin' to make it happen.

Ya see, this comin' Monday is the first day of rifle season in Pennsylvania and my male PU is gearin' up for it as usual. This little video clip shows exactly what he'd like to be seein' at first light.

Ya gotta admit, he's one handsome dude with quite an impressive rack. Seems to me he grew those horns so he ought to have the privilege of stayin' alive and flauntin' them. Wouldn't a picture of him hangin' on the wall be much nicer than just his head? That's why I've taken it upon myself to warn the deer community of the impending stampede of gun-totin' 2 leggers comin' to visit them Monday.

Friday = Payday.
I hope you find you have some big bucks
of your own now to scatter.
Chester ;0=)


Nika + PARKER said...

Awww Chester, that is sooo nice of you to give them fair warning that 2 leggers are on their way! Shhhh let's hope he doesn't catch any!

Painter Pack said...

Woos to woo Chester!!! I've missed you!!

Mya Boo Boo

Kori said...

Good choice to stay inside today. The crazy folks are out big time!! Way to go Chester for saving the deer!! Although that means no jerky...mmmmm!

Benny and Lily said...

BOL...good job Chester. Tell those big furry things to run for the hills!
Benny & Lily

Life With Dogs said...

Don't tell your two-legger Chester, but I'm in total agreement. You should try one of those mechanized decoy deer on him. Let me know how that works out for you. ;)

Stella said...

Way to go, Chester! That is a great and humane idea. However, its my understanding that in order to not be overrun with a huge population of deer, you gotta pick off a few every year. I dunno how many, just look it up!

In the meantime, have some fun!


Deborah said...

Hi Chester,
I'm glad you gave the deer a warning.
That was very nice of you!
Have a great day!


Chester man.. you could have simply ran at them to get them scattered. Forget the bull horn. My mom went to "shop" this morning, she could've used the bullhorn to break up a few lines. The only big bucks she'll see after today is the one in your video.

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Chester,
We love that you are warning the deer!
We cannot understand why anyone would want to shoot such a magnificent animal.
Those antlers always look sad when attached to a wall!!
We see you are not keen on shopping Chester but xmas fast approaches......and a bargain is a bargain!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Samantha said...

That is just pawesome - warning away those bucks!!! Good, good job, Chester! Sorry I missed your cool post yesterday - just totally sweet - gotta be Truffles, yeah? Hope you both gorged yourselves on turkey heheee!
Hugs xo

Sierra Rose said...

Yea Chester! We support ya! Go BLOW THAT HORN real loud, ok! Better wear something bright too, just in case...

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Anonymous said...

I am loving you Cheddar for your being so good to the deer. I used to do an anti-shoot-Bambi dance every year when my ex went hunting. He begged me the last time he went to not do my dance and I gave in. He got his deer in 10 minutes then had the nerve to hang it from a tree in the back yard. Notice I did say "ex."

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

My mom has a defekhtive gene or two - no shopping done here!

We only left the property fur my two walks -

As fur the bukhks, just tell 'em not to hit I81!


Mango said...

A most noble cause for sure.

We hid inside all day yesterday. Too many shoppers. Scary!


The OP Pack said...

We didn't do any Black Friday shopping either, we were too busy sleeping off the turkey:)

Nice of you to warn the deer - mom loves them.

Woos, the OP Pack


Hey brother..
That's funny you have an Antrim Park too! Next time I'll head that way. You bring your shadow brother and we can tackle any hump meisters that cross our paths! We will be the bandana bandits.

Oh.. bring that megaphone too. Mom will need it to call us back.

Ms. ~K said...

Keep up the good work, Chester!!!

Holly said...

Brrrownie, You are Magically Delicious!

Budrow Wilson Spain said...

Excellent job Chester! I am lucky to have plenty of deer in the rolling hills behind my home. Since being in the suburbs the only hunting that is done is two-leggers killing one another. So the Bucks are safe in Oakland CA! But if I am ever in PA I will bring the bull horn with me. Just in case.

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