Black Friday. Of course everybody who breathes pretty much knows that this is the day that 2 leggers - particularly female 2 leggers - long for. They feel it is their duty to save the economy by spending as much as possible - but at an amazin' sale price. After a long day of slavin' away in the kitchen on Thanksgivin', they feel they've earned the right to get up at an insane hour just so they can save the big bucks.
And to this I say "Pfffffftttttttttt!". To each his own but no way am I leavin' the comforts of my big ol' snuggly bed to elbow my way through a frenzied crowd. I can live without gettin' "The Lowest Prices Ever!!!" on everything from TV's to electric toothbrushes. Besides, I've got my own way of savin' big bucks and the next few days I'm gonna need all the sleep I can get if I'm goin' to make it happen.
Ya see, this comin' Monday is the first day of rifle season in Pennsylvania and my male PU is gearin' up for it as usual. This little video clip shows exactly what he'd like to be seein' at first light.
Ya gotta admit, he's one handsome dude with quite an impressive rack. Seems to me he grew those horns so he ought to have the privilege of stayin' alive and flauntin' them. Wouldn't a picture of him hangin' on the wall be much nicer than just his head? That's why I've taken it upon myself to warn the deer community of the impending stampede of gun-totin' 2 leggers comin' to visit them Monday.
Friday = Payday.
I hope you find you have some big bucks
of your own now to scatter.