Saturday, February 28, 2009

These videos rated PG (Pure Groundhog)

Hi Gang! Chester here. In case you haven't noticed, I added a little sidebar to the right that will keep everybody up to date on my hunting prowess. Each time I send a groundhog to meet their maker, the number will change. No banners, no fanfare, no fireworks, just a number change.

So for anybody who is interested I'm gonna give you 2 clips of my technique. I will set up the premise for each. **For those of you who are a wee bit squeamish, you may not want to watch. The actual kill is not shown, just a before and after.

This first clip shows me runnin' towards Mom. Watch as I clearly obey her "Come". Then watch as I blatantly run past her. I mean, come on! There are more important things going on out here in the woods than to stand with her to get a pat on the head. (Heck, I don't even do treats when I'm huntin'.) Then listen closely as she asks "Where's the pigs?". Did you or did you not hear her? That's my cue. Off I go, under the fence looking, smelling for anything groundhog. Then when I stop, she does this weak whistle. What now-I ask myself? One minute you want me hunting piggies and the next you want me by your side. Sometimes she really puts a twist in my knickers, I tell ya. Anyway, by this time I'm smelling a sweet delicacy in the air so I choose to go off in my own direction, ignoring her completely. At this point she stops the camera. Impatient woman! Oh well, it's not like she can keep up to my pace anyway.



So while she tromps up the hill, I'm doing what I came to do. Once she sees me running toward her with my prize, she starts up the camera again. You will see I'm very analytical in going over my trophy to make sure it doesn't jump up and bite Mom. So there you have it. Another one bites the dust!




Goodbye February-Helloooooooooooooo March!!!

Woofs and groundhog hair slobbers,
Chester

7 comments:

Nibbles Treats said...

Nice job! Will you come to our house and take care of the crazy psycho rabbits that hide under our deck?

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Hebnix said...

Way to go Chester... Bryan and I were just marveling at the 2 in the corner the other day.
Two of them already... You are the king!

Maybe next time your mom will keep up a little better so we can see the technique that you have perfected thus far... huh mom?

Team 3 Dawg Flite said...

OH CHESTER!!! You are my hero! Tell ya what, let's get together and you can teach me how to catch groundhogs, and I'll teach you how to hunt birds. Oooooh, I so want one of those little furry things. You must really be fast! Good luck with you dock diving. Be sure to let me know how it goes. Love, Sally

Life With Dogs said...

Boy did we need you on Groundhog day! Could have saved us all six weeks.

Chester's Mom said...

Life with Dogs said I shoulda been around on Groundhog Day and saved 6 more weeks of winter:

I wanted to go but Mom wouldn't let me. I tried, really I did. Sorry dude, keep warming up that shovel handle.
Chester

Painter Pack said...

Oh goodness! Chester, woo is da man!!! How are you with squirrels?

Mya Boo Boo

Chester's Mom said...

Painter Pack asked how I are with squirrels;

Blasted little boogers-I will catch one someday, I know I will! Either I catch one or I will find a stick of dynamite and blow up the tree he has taken flight to.
How much is a stick of dynamite? I'm saving my allowance and would like to know how much longer 'cuz I am getting itchy paws!
That's all I got to say about that.
Chester

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